Job security is a pattern-matching scheme understood by me alone...
David Blatner
Gee, Greg, I really _meant_ to include your name in the Q-Tips book. But, you know how it is, deadline pressure, paper everywhere, 600 volts of cappucino...
Jeff Cheney
Brother, can you spare some disks...
Garry Fairbairn
A devlishly handsome Canadian Scot? Perhaps not, but he’ll always be a beautiful baby...
Phil Gaskill
I got serial number 0001! Nyah, nyah, nyah, _nyyahh_, nyah!
Jonathan Hodges
We’re screening a T-shirt: “I survived the XP8 mail-bombing!”
Benjamin Ko
I’ll try saving time when I’m not so busy!
Mark Niemann-Ross
Hey, wait! _I_ can spell...
Stephen Owades
There is no Macintosh problem that cannot be solved with a good command of PostScript.
Jeff Perry
Boy Howdy! Kids are great, aren’t they?
Jeffrey Phillips
How did I get on this list again?
Bill Pulver
I have a job, and yet I get to go home at night. I don’t get it...
Chris Ryland
First Xdata, then Xstyle, then Xtags, then Xhaustion. Xhillarating!
Shane Stanley
I tips me bloody hat to the bleeding Doktor!
Kathleen Tinkel
Yes, Phil, dear, but when _my_ disk comes, it will have the _good_ version on it...
Paul Tower
Hey! JR’s not the only tech who can master a spelling checker!
Brad Walrod
Hey, spell it any way you want; that Entrepreneur’s Forum is something else! I just got a GREAT deal on 50,000 left shoes!
Howard White
We have a two million dollar solution for that problem!